Have you ever changed platforms? You know, from PC to Mac. Well I did a couple of months ago, should have done it years ago. Lightroom moved across on its existing serial number but CS3 could not. Contacted Adobe and asked what I could do. Simple, was the answer. Send us a form we will email to you and return it with £6 and we will give you a cross platform licenense. Simple! Or not? 4 weeks on I am still trying to get the license. My 30 trial copies of CS3 I downloaded from the web have now run out so I can’t do any work.
I called Adobe and asked where my new license was that had to be mailed and the answer that came back - returned to them, three weeks ago!
Me - Why?
Autotron - Not sure, is your adress the one I just read out?
Me - no
Autotron - well there you go! wrong address!
Me - I gave you my new one
Autotron - Well we failed to update
Me - I need the software
Autotron - We will send it out again you should have it in a week
Me - I can’t do my work, make a living, can’t you give me the thing electronically like you do when someone purchases software online through a download?
Autotron - No
Me - Why, it was your mistake and I can’t do my job because you screwed up?!?
Autotron - it is not in the procedures manual
Me - you call that customer service!!!!!!!! Your mistake but you can’t correct it!!!!!!! !£@$%£%&*^%@£&*^(&£*&^%!£*&^!!!!!!
Autotron - It is not allowed
There is a show here in the UK called Little Britain. In it there is a skit where a lady (well a man dressed like a lady) sits in front of a computer and is asked reasonable sensible questions, consults the computer and then answers “computer says no” in a very mundane toneless voice. Interesting to find that the person exists in reality.
Oh well gives me more time to write in this blog. Too bad I can’t pay a credit card or mortgage payment with it!
